2.7.2010 Meeting @ Ingeborge & Shirley’s
Minutes for Sunday Evening Whiskey Club: February 7, 2010
Attendees: Shirley, Rosie, Hectorine, Ingeborge, Adelaide & Olga
Highlights:
- A beautiful day! Perfect conditions to stay inside and gorge ourselves with whiskey and nachos for 8 hours straight.
- Shirley introduced her new market store. Margins are nothing, she is actually losing money, but Shirley is just happy to know people like Rosie will get to find pleasure in her beaded necklaces. (For extra fun, let’s play “find that innuendo”)
- Another gentleman asked to join our group. We question their true commitment. Is it the thrill of the chase?..”Would I lie to you, honey? Would I lie to you?” For a chance to say you were able to infiltrate SEWC? We think you just might.
- “Freak.Flag.Fly.” Three times fast. Hours of fun. No really, this was said for hours.
- Puppy bowl. Appreciative the dogs were spared their dignity and not dressed up in silly outfits. That job was reserved for the referee.
- Guest appearances by Abby & Tyler. We pretended to watch the game for a good 5 minutes to humor the boy, but he soon enough he also got on bored with caring more about the whiskey than the American football.
- Girl Scout troupe stopped by. They mistook the smell of our scotch for campfire and came over wanting to earn their wilderness survival badge. But since they were over, why waste an opportunity for child labor? We sent them to the kitchen. Those girls know how to make a wicked good brownie.
Whiskey Tasted:
1. Russell’s Reserve Rye
2. Laphroaig (10 yr)
Follow-Ups:
- Speak to truffle man about staring a union. Now sober, not sure how this makes sense, but then again, will the truffle man pick up on it if we are not making sense?
- Figure out what I meant when writing “Do pit bosses have to be midgets?”
- Does all scotch have such an intense smell & taste of kerosene soaked campfire?
Lessons:
- Root is a delicious addition to whiskey. Never again will waste sober time with ginger ale a as combo when you could have an 80 proof instead.
- Listen to Rosie when she says only have one bite. Don’t listen to Olga when she encourages finishing the brownie.
- Pretend to fall asleep when someone asks to join SEWC.
- Special “Lessons” edition brought to you by “How To Be a Woman, Volume 2”:
1. To seduce your father, hop on one foot
2. Everything you need to know about sex is discovered by watching beta fish swim
3. Every time a male comes over to your house, the women should prepare a sandwich for them. The sandwich will take you approximately 3 hours to make and include a boiler, the oven, and a little piece of your soul.
Next Meeting:
Thieves
February 14
4:00pm
Cheers,
Olga
